Woly [any]

I got so excited

Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.

I second this

People think lizard people are bad because they’re humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they’re bad because they’re lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢

How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.

“Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww”

Depression breakfast: leftovers-quesadilla, made from cheese, fried rice, and half of a chopped up burger. Not the worst, but the real news is that my tortilla cooking game is perfect. Just the right amount of oil and heat, and a smidge of butter, and they come out absolutely golden brown every time.

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If the non-voting leftist demographic had as much power as all of the various “leftist” reddit subs thought they had, we would be a lot closer to actually taking meaningful political action in this country.

I’m so tired of people looking at the most anemic political group in the country and screeching about how they’re going to tip over the entire cruise ship.

“Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death”

Make sure you bring out the unseasoned potato salad when he shows up at the BBQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Inside sources say there were no protestors, the bugs just appeared

No matter what hellish fate awaits us, we can always cherish in our hearts the week where Biden sat alone in his house, sick and sad and betrayed by everyone around him.

This is a battle long lost, but it’s amazing that he’s pissing and shitting himself (literally I assume) at the prospect of the Democrats doing to him what they did to Bernie four years ago. Fuck you old man, I hope the China virus eats your brain to death.

Also, for all the articles that make it seem like he’s about to step down, I have a feeling the libs are going to “learn” what we’ve all known forever: that beneath the dementia and the goofy old heehaw bullshit, Biden is actually just a huge stubborn fucking asshole.

Kamala Harris 1000% poured a vial of covid snot into Joe’s coffee.

And honestly, good for you ma’am