Water Bowl Slime

Excuse me I thought this site was called hexBEAR

Wikipedia says that this museum named it and it seems legit but I’m not Hawaiian so idk

Lahaina noon, yeah. Lasts like half an hour and only happens twice a year

Shepherd? More like turtleherd am I right

There are a lot of video essays on YouTube because that’s what YouTube’s policies encourage.

• you can run more ads on long videos

• low production value means essays can be produced regularly

• one person can make them alone

• they can be about popular topics without worrying about copyright (ideally)

• other platforms are unlikely to steal these videos because they’re long, niche, and focused on a personality

  • and even if they do get stolen they serve as advertisements for the channel

Having said all that, I wouldn’t point to video essays as a failure of capitalism. Try writing an essay yourself sometime, one that’s worth reading. It’s difficult work.

The only ads allowed on the bear app would be for beans and pig feed

Isn’t the rest of the meme advocating in favor of snapchat.com? The closing line should be something more like “Hello I would like to download the hexbear app”

I’m crying. Guys, we must spend a few more trillion on the troops. We simply must.

Weird how putting the emphasis on never is the only sentence that doesn’t add implications.

This change happened years ago and I don’t think looping is hidden anymore, on any platform.

Back in the day we used to have websites dedicated to looping YouTube videos because the functionality was so obscure.

In programming, keywords are color-coded automatically. So data types, functions, libraries, etc.

You can’t choose the color scheme in lemmy, I don’t think

Also tables don’t render in Jerboa without a blank line above them. That means you can’t hide a table within a spoiler, sadly ):

For tables, you can make things easier for yourself by using only one hyphen in the delimiter. The lines at the start and end of each row are unnecessary too. Like this:

header 1|header 2|header 3
|-|-|-|
info|data|thing
stuff||entry

Also, you can leave squares blank.

It wasn’t always there. You used to have to double right click for it. idk when they changed it but I’m glad they did

El enlace no sirve 😔

NFT ables

The judge even had the gall to ask the kid’s parents if they wanted him to be a mentor. Tf is he going to teach? How to stuff prisons?

I appreciate you transcribing the comments. It’s hard to read skinny screenshots of text

To any USians who need glasses: buy them online if you don’t already. If you know your prescription then you can get a pair of glasses for like twenty bucks on whichever website, without health insurance.

Also, Transitions™️ lenses are a brand. You can get generic photochromic lenses for a fraction of the price that work just as well.

turnip is a lib and so is the coconut lady and so are 99% of people in the country. Be real