Vostok_ [none/use name]

No special themed megathread for the October Revolution? Now that’s what I call revisionism.

What if there was a fakenews comm, but the fake news posted was literally just current news headlines but reversed?

“American bombers drop bunker busters on Iran”

could become:

“Iranian bombers bomb the United States” (reversal of actors)

“American bombers don’t bomb Iran” (simple negation)

“America signs non-aggression pact with Iran to not drop bombs on Iran” (completely opposed to reality while adding an element of irony)

I say it would be quite hilarious, imagine seeing a headline on a post like: “The USS Nimitz is still afloat and operational in the Persian Gulf” Then looking in horror to see on what comm it was posted. Bonus points if the comm icon is a black and white picture of an American politician looking at a newspaper and the comm name is something like “newsn’t”.

Today I have learned what a “bombardino crocodilo” is.

I have tried every solution but no matter what I do it seems that modern day “brainrot culture” is inescapable, also the fact that bombardino crocodilo’s lore is that it is an IDF superweapon against children does nothing to slow down my descent into madness.