" Your soul is forfeit!"
" Your soul is forfeit!"
So you think that no one living in an apartment should own a cat?
Lost my mom to breast cancer nearly 20 years ago. Wife got cervical cancer 15 years ago, ended up beating it and has been cancer free for 12 years. Cancer fucking sucks floppy donkey dick.
Long term 5e game, was in it’s 4th year. Wife was playing a lvl 15 cleric that had taken a vow of celibacy but fell in love with an npc. They had been courting for about a year in game and she was about ready to break her vow, changing her alignment, and multi classing her character. But a cataclysmic event occurred causing the complete destruction of the capital city, killing thousands. As meteors of fire rained down on them, they ran through the city towards the air ship docs. As the npc rounded a corner, I had her roll to see if he misses getting hit by a ball of fire. She rolled just well enough that he misses dying, but is at 1 hp (I gave him 10). Bleeding from a massive head wound, she takes the half speed penalty to help him the last 200 ft to the air ship. Forgetting she had a mace that let her cast a teleport spell up to 1,000 ft to any place she was familiar with.
I make her roll every 30 ft to avoid another strike. She passes most as I set the DC only at 12. But about 170 or so ft with one roll left she nat 1s. She then looks up at the sky and screams “IS THIS BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T HAD SEX YET?” I asked her if she is asking her god, and she thinks for a second before saying “Fuck it, YES!” So I tell her, as the words leave your lips, a sudden burst of energy and inspiration strikes you, and you remember you have magic that could get you to the ship. Her eyes go wide, and she yells “SON OF A BITCH! I cast teleport from the mace to bridge of the ship.” She and her Partner instant teleport.
After everyone else gets aboard, the airship begins to lift off. I make the party roll one last avoidance roll so the ship doesn’t get hit. 2 nat 20’s and the rest in the mid to upper teens. So the ship flees the city as it burns and crumbles into flame, ash and rubble behind them. Danger averted, and with questions of what exactly happened. She grabs her lover’s hand and storms off to her room yelling to the party. “Don’t disturb us for at least and hour.” The table erupted in laughter and cheers and I describe them marching below deck followed by the slamming of a door. She broke her vow, leveled up and multi classed her cleric into a rouge.
“Is this because we didn’t have sex yet?”
No, while watching S2 of Discovery will give you a bit of context, it won’t make SNW not understandable if you don’t.
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I’ve said from the very beginning, he will never face justice.
I’ve been on the look a good dark mode sheet forever.
all this bullshit does is make this heavy metal head want to listen to Swift. Good job numbnuts.
It doesn’t matter, but people will give them attention, and that’s what they want most.
Yeah no shit, it’s republican.
100% correct.
He will just appeal it a million times till someone who wants to suck his dick overturns it.
I’m a big Qentin Tarantino fan, but I never felt he was right for Star Trek. Not his type of movie IMO. But what the fuck do I know.
I had the exact same thought reading the headline.
Too bad this doesn’t work for pres votes.
Dumbasses continue to use the platform then bitch about it. Either stop using it, or shut the fuck up.
I’m the type of DM that loves for my players to feel like badasses, so I’m all for them pulling off stuff that may or may not be exactly RAW. I had a high level sorcerer want to sneak up behind a BBEG and put his hand over their mouth and cast fireball at 9th level. I allowed it and they had a great moment that the rest of the table loved. They felt super powerful and were able to save the day. The players still talk about that moment years later.
To this day I am still sad Kira wasn’t the one to do her in at the end.