Wie sagte gestern einer aus unserem Ort: “Das ist mal echtes Tauwetter”.

Them:

Us:

Only recently watched Prodigy and loved it. Bring the Prodigy memes!

“I only recently lost my sense of smell.”

Ours tried to explain to project leaders that employees are not mostly interested in their salary, but in praise. That went over well.

some would try to appear “we are family” to retain employees

Nope. Rule of acquisition 111. They claim that everyone is part of a happy family because family is easiest to exploit.

Did not cry exactly but… if you are like me and you like Babylon 5, do not check up on the cast.

Fucking assholes. From what is known about their sex test, it is similarly scientific to the “I know it when I see it” rule from the 1960s to determine if something is obscene. In other words, utter bullshit.

And all of this pretending to care about women while at the same time you have abuse scandals in sports every five minutes that never seem to have real consequences or result in positive change for the athletes.

Yeah, I don’t believe you one bit when you say you want to protect women.

Good thing there are no actual problems to solve…

Mein Gott, habe ich dir nicht gerade mit einem genervten “jajajajajajajajajajajajaaaaaaa” unmissverständlich klar gemacht, dass ich verstanden habe, was du so hilflos versuchst zu artikulieren? Warum läuft die Sabbelmaschine immer noch? Hat die verdammt noch mal kein Not-Aus?

Bitch

Why?

Is it going to be called “Running Man”?

Viel Glück!

Most Americans lean liberal, not leftist.

Seems to me the evidence is in that it’s neither the one nor the other for the majority.

Slachten in de grachten and stuff

Ah yes, the self-fulfilling prophet.

We can’t make less money! I promised Susan a new yacht^[1] for her name day!