10/10 would watch
10/10 would watch
There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!
Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?
You can discriminate them based on their instance, in a lemmy-esque twisted version of nationalism
I would love that if I had an iPhone mini and the keyboard prevents the software one from popping up. On a full sized regular iPhone I don’t really see the appeal, even if I do like physical keyboards.
Sharepoint queries are written in something very similar 🤢
I still have nightmares from the one time I had to use that.
Ooooh, but it does fit in the tummy pocket of most hoodies
Because phones as in mobile phones should be pocketable, and a phone that large stops respecting the definition
Laughs in Sourcetree
We’ve been doing that the wrong way, offering a discount if they were willing to try the early features.
This is the big money reasoning that I should suggest to the bosses.
Call it “container orchestration” and charge an extra 20% to the customer
Perhaps, but I’m sure we’ll find a worse partner in the coming years
And all this time I thought it was an US operation so that Europe would have to start buying gas from the USA
I will gladly accept the Nobel prize for this.
Keep this forever and just skip summer
I wonder if at least one non empty line from the original code is still present in today’s desktop version
It is how Netflix operated in the streaming market.
Operate at a loss but the growing user base is enough to please and encourage investors. Once enough people are using your service, hike prices.
At least they’re a targetable demographic.
Cries in Windows Phone
IIRC that’s just an issue with AM radios. And it happens with petrol cars too. A friend of mine’s car has this weird quirk where, while running below 50km/h, (I assume) the alternator generates RF interference in the AM band.
We have nothing broadcasting there though, so no biggie.
S31 was right though, the Founders should’ve been exterminated