Traditions are peer pressure from dead people

Pretend to be on the phone

So we turn it so far right it will end up left

Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate

At bk have it your way

Sounds like a good stand up comedy bit

It’s a tv prank show, take a non support beam and replace it with a slightly more bent one each day

Some companies would tell you not to take gifts in case they look like bribes

I thought they were breaking into your basement to tell you they won’t watch your kid and you still have to buy them health insurance

From this we can infer that at least 2% of survey respondents were less than a year old

The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”

Make an app where balatro joker teaches you other card games

They play the sun tonight so we will see

If no one works summer how will Waffle House stay open

Building ab muscles doesn’t burn belly fat, a six pack requires more than crunches.

New gig economy app

That’s the idea behind significant figures in high school science

1.9 is more precise because it has 2 significant figures

The dead need day jobs

87.4% graduate high school, then people stop being forced to read books and those who never liked reading get out of practice

If it’s Mario kart or balatro I’ve played it if not I haven’t.