Tar_Alcaran

As “loo kang”, rhymes with “bang”

I mean, it all depends on whether you like being correct, or are following the pronunciation from the 1992 videogame Mortal Kombat.

I got modernized out of being a parttime worker at the library, when they switched from barcodes to RFID and they didn’t need someone to scan the books anymore.

Which was kinda sad, because while that was boring, helping people find stuff was great. It’s been nearly 20 years and I still can’t stand an unalphabetised bookshelf, or one where the spines don’t line up.

Nowadays, I’m a safety consultant, and I get to fire clients. The most fun one was when they copied my signature on a plan that I specifically told them was illegal. I found out when I got a letter saying I committed environmental crimes for agreeing to said plan.

And US standards are nothing compared to EU GSR requirements. All sorts of mandatory safety systems are required nowadays.

That’s how marines usually spell it.

Not officially or anything, just most of them.

Ohhh it’s an “at first” take? Thats kinda not how the meme works. I know the whole story, but that would normally have one person smiling, the other not.

Why the double smile?

You need to boil your string beans more, I can still see some green

The loss condition is a lot less fun, and the quicksave sucks

Or flipping your nail back, that looks like it hurts like hell

At the very least, building a fence to keep in a Pegasus seems like MUCH more work

So, when I was in college I made a specific sort of (very very niche) video or audio, for pay. That’s maybe 15-20 years ago.

It was actually pretty fun, but I never did anything in person, which probably helps. I’m (or was) not nearly as good looking as the women here, but I met the highly niche requirements and got paid pretty well.

Better than my parttime job in the library (no, that’s not the niche).

One of the women has a price of “free”. You could try copying that price.

Look, they’re the main characters of the story, they’re supposed to look badass sometimes…

Not enough throughput? well, that’s what upgraded belts are for. Still not enough? that’s what extra belts are for. Still not enough? see previous comment.

Huh I remembered wrong. Thanks for the correction

Ok, I chuckled at that.

We have a gigantic industry based around making more bees that are genetically identical to wild bees. This seems like a really really easy problem to solve?

Yes, but muuuuuch shorter.

I guess they should have added some magic marker notes as well for the slowest kids.

Hey, fuck you too.

Wow, did that make my post any better like it did for you?