https://newrepublic.com/post/193930/ports-not-collecting-trump-tariffs-glitch

Export tax cant hurt you, export tax isnt real!

Remember anyone can grow up to be the president

Problem is the bourbon distillers might go broke, now no more future bourbon.

Some issues transcend politics.

Amazing, it took this long to figure out what a tariff is.

Hey! Dont forget racist, dishonest, and selfish.

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Nobody even noticed

Dumpsters are full of the leftovers from a well functioning supply chain…

If you could invent a machine that sexes unhatched eggs that would be great

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

Bummer for Signal employees

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Shit up about the eggs!