Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Shit up about the eggs!

Its like an infinite money hack!

We dont want poors getting educated

Risking? Wtf

So he’s a big ballsack?

Young kirk is played by AI

Thanks Obama.

gg

Moonshine

Besides the obvious

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

No, you.

Because you keep parroting the same argument in the face of direct contradictions.