But doctor, I am Pagliacci

It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once

Now you’re talking Turkey

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

I thought it had been accepted as an exonym, not just an endonym

Cross-referencing the list of areas served from the Wikipedia page for Arby’s with a map of which countries commonly have bidets, we can determine that this tweet is funniest in the nations of Egypt and Türkiye.

Side-note: Why does Wikipedia still spell the country’s name as Turkey rather than Türkiye?

His healthcare plan was vaping all along

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?

Wouldn’t be the first time. This was him on 9/11/2018 shortly before giving a memorial speech near where Flight 93 crashed:

40k games??? That’s far too many

I’m not sure whom you’re trying to mock: me (baselessly), OP, or an unspecified third party

I mean, if you want to buy me a new and better smartphone to replace the one that I’ve been using since I received it as a gift 4 years ago, then go right ahead. Otherwise, no need to be so condescending about something someone may not have the finances to affect.

What about a Concord grape?

What recourse would there be against perjury?

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Is that really an absolute? What about fat cat, as a counterexample? Wikipedia also spells the sausage as hot dog with a space.