Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

Ah yes, the software battery.

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

He knows they exist. But he also doesn’t consider trans women to be women.

I miss lifewater. Preferred it over VitaminWater but unfortunately that’s still around.

Nah don’t cremate. Bury the body with no box and no preservation. Get those nutrients right back into the soil as fast as possible.