I would not take this bet.

Even a turtle realizes when something can threaten its existence.

I’d also like to add she’s dumb as a rock, just in case anyone missed that.

Trump is a psychopath that should not be allowed to drive a car let alone a country.

Good news then, presidents and former presidents aren’t allowed to drive themselves. So at least we won’t have to deal with Trump claiming that deep state operatives switched the gas and brake peddles.

You could also try leaving a sprinkler watering your plants. I’ve managed to get tomatoes through mild (and some not so mild) freezes that way.

<Insert Fry shocked gif here>

Videotaping Publishing this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!

That’d make sense.

Any idea what the binary tat is supposed to say? I get “Poeira” from a binary to ASCII converter, which is apparently “Dust” in Portuguese. But that seems kinda an odd choice to have tattooed on yourself in binary.

The article that they’re quoting was published on the eleventh.

That’s what gets me about that episode, sure the “Warp 10 turns you into a giant salamander” is weird and the whole “Canonically Janeway and Paris have had freaky salamander sex” is kinda strange.

However, when the crew of the Voyager discover that maybe sentient salamanders that are descended from humans have just been introduced into a alien planet they just go “Huh, weird.” and just leave them. They just introduced a species that is not only foreign to the planet but the whole freaking universe. They could track down Salamander Janeway and Paris from orbit, maybe they should spend a week or two trying to capture the sala-babies instead of going, “Welp they crawled into a pool they’re gone forever now”

I’m willing to bet he’d just call it an “official act of the president” for legal immunity and the supreme court would back him up with a 6-3 split.

To each their own I suppose.

Honestly, I really hate glowing keyboards I go out of my way to avoid them. Same with fans and cases with a LED lightshow built in.

The problem is that it’s so hard to find components that constantly don’t glow all the time. Even my computer has a LED fan in it, because it was all I could find for cheap. Fortunately it’s a old “metal box” type case so except for a vent on the side the glow is almost unnoticeable… but occasionally when the rooms dark I’ll see the slight glow seeping out and get annoyed all over again that a tiny fraction of the power my PC is using is for lighting up a closed box.

Joe Biden has been replaced by a AiAi fake. This clearly explains why he’s been rolling through floating mazes in a ball collecting bananas.

I’m guessing yes. A large amount of conspiracy theorists view reality through the lens of pop culture sci-fi. Close Encounters uses Grey’s as their aliens? Suddenly 99% of aliens look exactly like them. Stargate gets a TV show? Suddenly every ancient culture has a stargate in their back pocket.

I honestly had to use a Gameshark code to get past it.

The problem is over saturation IMO. I don’t know if it was a local channel thing but for a while it seemed every third advertisement was Charmin cartoon bears and their wiping habits. I really grew to loathe their mascot during that time.

Trump doesn’t believe in anything. He’s just at the conference to jangle keys in front Crypto crowd in the hopes he can buy votes by promising that Bitcoin will be more relevant. Just look at what he did with coal.

The key to understanding conspiracy morons is that everything in the world revolves around them. Movie they don’t like? Woke agenda targeting them. Red light? Plot against them. Major software bug occurs? Plot against the politician they worship.