Tangled Slinky

Is Wendy’s still doing the sassy Twitter (now known as “X, formerly known as Twitter”) schtick?

It looks like Boss Baby 2: Family Business. I am now going to drink heavily and ponder why I know that, despite having never seen it.

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

Eat farts.

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

Mother of gooooood

I hope she continues to fuck around. I don’t think she’s had nearly enough “find out” yet.