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I don’t suffer, it’s the people around me that suffer. I’m just doin’ what comes naturally.

Schrödinger’s TACO

By contradicting his own statements he can take credit for either statement and be responsible for neither.

A Trumpian paradox.

LIVE on TV.

Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.

Well, I know the fine doesn’t care about the environment, if that helps.

I guess it’s easier to ask for forgiveness (pay a fine) than it is to get permission (acquire a permit).

The battle between order and chaos.

We don’t live in chaos, but we like to visit it. Same with order, that’s a boring life. Now you WANT chaos.

The trick it to get them working in harmony. That takes experience.

I don’t know how they are winning. I haven’t given them any of my money.

Who is going to enforce that?

Minimum wage employees???

Once you hit bottom, the ONLY way is up.

Careful. Now that the pool is drained you can be arrested for NOT touching the water.

They’re also going to give the death penalty for double parking.

Dollar Generals

Donald’s Ducks

Evangelicans

GI Jokes

Hoagie’s Heroes

Hogan’s Zeroes

1st Methanized Infantile Division

101st Chairborne

Chair Force Ranger

Chairborne Rangers

Covidiots

Cult45

That’s the funny part, I learned but it doesn’t seem like anybody else learned.

Almost like it was, you know, “fake news”. Trump does say “fake news” a lot. Perhaps he’s projecting…AGAIN???

Boytoys sure sounds like fun. What age group are they for?

Old white men? NEVERMIND.

I know his shoes were off, and there was no oxygen, and they weren’t in a hurry, but my government wouldn’t lie to me, would it?

If he was NOT gay then my gaydar was broken.

One goes down and is not around… 99 Senators are left on the floor.

99 Senators sit in the hall…

99 Senators sit…

Yes, there is a news blackout since Trump took office.

Nobody HERE knows what’s going on.

USA LOST and Iran WON.

Nobody has told Trump yet.

We should really stop before they take over our country.