>Waymo demonstrates that it is years ahead of Tesla FSD technology
>Annouce robotaxi event at Warner Brothers Studio lot, only a decade behind earlier predictions to claw back some of the limelight
>Realise that your FSD technology is woefully behind
>Delay robotaxi unveiling
Yep. It’s Tesla time!
Skip forward two months:
"Hey guys, we successfully repelled the mainland Chinese invasion of occupied Formosa!!
What? No, you can’t see any evidence of this. We sunk all of their ships in the Taiwan Strait so you’ll just have to take our word for it that we actually achieved what we said we did and trust that this isn’t another example of our unit pulling another political theatre manoeuvre."
😎😎