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I admire the hitch you used to tie on your sheets.
I admire the hitch you used to tie on your sheets.
“I’ll totally testify at my trial, 100%.”
“Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist Exclusive Economic Zone” has quite a ring to it.
“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”
Seems like just a straight up ploy for free publicity. He needs (craves) media attention, and saying outrageous things is his favorite way of getting to the top of the 24 hour news cycle.
That does seem like someone who would need a defense secretary.
You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?
You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?
Willingness to be hanged by the mob is a must.
Well now you have just gone too far.
Appeals court: “Hold my beer.”
If not, at least have a backup plan: someone to flip on in exchange for a sweetheart deal.
Corporations Already Spent Over $1 Billion on
LobbyingBribery in First Quarter of 2024
Fixed.
And I want Justice Thomas to admit what he did to Anita Hill, and discloses the bribes he has accepted and which cases he compromised for them.
But we don’t always get what we want in this world, Clarence.
GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Then write and pass a bill that reforms patent law, you twats.
Why would ANYONE think Ted Cruz would do something helpful?
And they’re a lot more pleasing to the eye, relatively speaking.
Has he registered for selective service, or does he have those pesky genetic bone spurs that allow you to play football, baseball, soccer, and wrestling while attending military school, but prevent you from actual military service?
Sinky McSinkerface