Philosophosphorous [comrade/them, he/him]

nurgle plague cult type behavior

Russia: uses (a single group of) nazi mercenaries as cannon fodder during the most brutal urban warfare of the conflict, many die, gov. hesitates to resupply, and the nazi merc leader ‘mysteriously’ explodes on a plane

libs: RUZZIAN ORCS = NAZIS (except the real nazis were Good Actually for exterminating the RUZZIAN ORC UNTERMENSCHEN)

Ukraine: integrates numerous and diverse nazi militias/terrorist groups into military, uses nazi militias as blocking units to prevent conscripts from retreating, nazi political parties have at least 15% of parliament, nazi militia leadership ignores ceasefires with no gov. repurcussion, nazi fighters reserved for less dangerous areas while conscripts sent to the meatgrinder

libs: nazis in ukraine is RUZZIAN DISINFORMATSKIYA, smol bean ukraine is just joking lol i promise! its ironic! and even if they aren’t they are still better than teh RUZZIAN ORC UNTERMENSCHEN WHO WE MUST EXTERMINATE!

‘if they were women you wouldn’t be able to tell underneath the power armor and implanted muscle fiber bundles’ is my preferred headcannon (seriously though we don’t even get women imperial guard models wtf GW)

if aliens can physically transport their living bodies between stars they can almost certainly make themselves imperceptible to us. bending light waves or jamming our monkey neurons from noticing them seems easy compared to FTL space travel, heck for all we know there is one or more species of insect or animal native to earth that exploits human psychology to be imperceptible

the fact that this room did not spontaneously combust into smokeless fire rendering all within into columns of salt and ash is perhaps the best evidence i currently have for the nonexistence of any morally valid and effective deity.

‘hey what if we gave an ARPG the control scheme of an RTS, that would be great and not a horrible idea’ - all MOBA games

i wanted to post something much more toxic than this but instead i’ll just say that i struggle constantly with suicidal thoughts relating to romance and loneliness so seeing this post really did a number on my psyche. hooray for ptsd ocd and autism

i thought the post title said ‘The Smarmiest Liberal’ so now i’m obligated to mention the television show Crashbox

it definitely helps me with anxiety and executive dysfunction. it helps me to be more in control of my emotions. it helps me to not focus on compulsive thoughts and depressive internal monologue. not a cure, but a treatment with positives and negatives and that might not be for anyone, like literally any other medicine used to treat mental health issues. i also know people with psychosis that have had horrible times (constantly felt like they were dreaming, constant false awakenings, memory problems/lapses, etc.) on prescription drugs and now just use weed with much better outcomes. i know people with ADHD that tried prescription drugs that made their dick stop working. weed just gives me dry mouth personally (and an increased risk of cancer down the line if i don’t switch to purely vaping/edibles).

one hundred million october 7s upon all settler scum

descriptivism is linguistic tailism, humans have the ability and responsibility to shape their shared language for the benefit of all instead of letting anything and everything happen with no consequence as if entropy and random chance and any kind of capitalist or fascist modifications of language are holy and beyond reproach. as a niche leftist community there is not much we can do for the moment but analyze, however a strong centrally organized revolutionary communist party of some kind should absolutely ‘prescribe’ how language is used to shape society for the better.

westoids when china censors racism: this is literally 1984 animal farm totalitarian authoritarian mass genocide

westoids when AlgoCensor by Google (powered by amazon web services) censors words that would make their advertising partners less money: this is true innovation, the market is solving all of society’s problems in the most efficient way possible, take all of my investment money

‘avatar’ calls to mind customized 3d character models like in an MMO videogame or nintendo’s ‘mii’ feature, personally.

‘the nazis that want to exterminate my ethnic group made a successful attack, i better stop supporting the guys trying to stop them and let the nazis genocide me i guess’ - literally no russian anywhere

they’re gonna need to sacrifice a heck of a lot more cows to keep up with all the angry ghosts they insist on manufacturing in gaza…

olympic shooting events used to make competitors use the service rifle of their country’s military so i doubt this but i’m also not going to look it up lol

bro its not like ur going to figure out One Weird Trick That DESTROYS Capitalism by slightly modifying how a niche community of irrelevant internet communists with absolutely 0 political power uses memes in their speech.

no one knows what ‘bourgeoisie’ means or even how to spell it, and liberals think the word ‘kulak’ is an ethnic slur/genocide denial phrase, so idk what else to use

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobalos

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrying

i enjoy the fickle nature of the Machine Spirits and digital tech gives them more places to hide amongst corporeality, although a lava-lamp makes a great divination medium as well.