I took German in High school… 25+ years ago. Never got fluent and never used it after that. Now I see the memes and find myself picking out words I remember to find the funny.

You see valentines is torture and my birthday is a mess, New years a lot of noise and arbor days a pest

I drink because of the damn job. I don’t want to drink with the boss.

Otherwise we’d get along!

And that will be in my head all day…

WTF?!? I don’t think about any of my kids sex lives. 3 out of 4 are adults (18-23) and I don’t give a fuck. It’s their life to live.

That’s hot.