Jumping on the bed against medical advice

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Cake day: August 28th, 2024

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  • Reminder, 1 billion dollars is:

    • 1,000 millions
    • 1 million thousands
    • At the highest minimum wage in the world (Denmark @ USD$44,252/year), it would take just under 22,598 years to earn (11.2 Jesuses-ago)
    • If a Dane earning min wage were to work 24 hrs/day non-stop, it would take them just under 4,977 years to earn (2.46 Jesuses-ago).

    Billionaires have all that money even after their expenses. It’s their “savings account”, but their savings account makes much more interest than ours because they are actually invested in the market. If they need money beyond their regular pay, they use their investments as collateral for loans with interest rates lower than investment returns. They’re making money even if they are spending it.







  • According to downdetector.com, it wasnt just google. It was the majority of major websites, including Cloudflare, Xfinity, Verizon, Starlink, & AWS too. I wonder if it has anything to do with Chinese or Russian cyber warfare or maybe someone seriously messed up at Google’s DNS server trying to delete their puppy pictures folder while hungover:

    hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ sudo ls -a
    
    password for hungover:
    
    .           .bashrc          .ssh
    
    ..          Puppies          .zshrc
    
    hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ sudo rm -rf /
    
    [/^X][/^X][/^X][/^X][/^Z][/^V]
    
    hungover@google-dns-42069:~$ rm -rf ~/Puppies