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You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.
You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.
I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!
Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.
Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.
From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.
The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?
In my case it’s just half a Euro
It’s $0.551 even!
Even I would have to, and I found 50 cents on the street once.
Those candies taste like shit :-|
Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.
/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace.
I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic.
Don't refactor any of this! */
Hmmm, sardines…
Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!
I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.
Turn it off please, I don’t like.
I went to therapy as a teenager and now, decades later, I’m a grown man. Explain that, science!
Yes, but after some beer and shots too you shouldn’t text your ex or write whatever that headline is.
I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.
That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.
That’s like… a lot. I bet he’s sweating black sweat from his forehead right now.
Lol, idiot! It’s the year 2023, not 10,000!
(It’s obvious to me, but just too make sure: /s. I don’t think you’re an idiot, you’re probably really cool)
If you ever wondered if Hitler killed a double, escaped and had an ugly, orange kid which came up with a lame term to shame the media - wonder no more.
Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.