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President Xi says mandatory backshots

You have to break the association that they have with Putin somehow being responsible for Trump first.

: you mean socialism, right?

“Yeah, I’m into K-Pop”

you just gave every hexbear cancer

Have they considered gommulism vuvuzela 100 gorillion dead? Maybe we can still win them over.

I can’t say I look at satellite imagery of possible corpse piles often, so I don’t know if that’s a reasonable assumption.

fuck, this is a depressing sentence

What is the capacity of CECOT?

WHERE WILL THAT WAR TAKE PLACE BLOOMBERG? WHERE WILL THAT WAR TAKE PLACE?

“The pope? How many divisions he got?”

• Papa Joe

Can’t y’all have normal kinks like BDSM or pissplay?

TIL that Nazis have their own ultras

Why do people here always have to lathe the worst shit into existence?

God, I love this man

So if Iran wants nuclear weapons, they’ll have to endure a US led bombing campaign during their development.

Would this necessarily be an obvious drawn out period? Seems like Iran has extensive underground facilities. I’m sure they have a few centrofuges and an army of scientists down there. Seems like Iran could have nukes tomorrow if they don’t already.

Lunchly

Not sure what this is, but I’m guessing it is something along the lines of adult Lunchables?

Libs are going to unironically use this in the most annoying way.

🎶 It can only mean one thing:

By 2026, our top export will be copium.