once you start to notice them, you’ll never stop seeing them everywhere.

this one is a magnetic nail, so it can be found more easily with a metal detector, which is pretty handy when there’s a foot or two of snow on the ground.

you’ll also see crosses, squares, and triangles carved out in stone, as well as the super common drill holes in concrete, which are typically only for temporary points.

I’ve found 100+ year old control points drilled into old stone walls, and they can still check within like ¼" of the new maps.

be the repost you wish to see in this world

well now, how about that

of course you don’t!

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

and it turns out that his verbal diarrhea of interior monologues are massively influential to a vocal minority of intolerable people

when other nation’s wannabe dictators started quoting him, shit got scary

that’s so much better. I’m 100% incorporating that into my daily phrases

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

no, don’t do that

nothin at all - nothin at all - nothin at all

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

yo ho, matey! shiver me timbers and man the fuck-down!

and the pool of potential candidates is even more shallow when considering that the insurrection caucus has enough votes to make a would-be speaker sink or swim

YOYOLOO

(you only YOLO once)

check please!

if the MBTA ever gets its shit together, cars could disappear entirely in the city

don’t hold your breath for that one

similar 100% true story from a green text:

kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.

they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.

I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still a hilarious idea

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade