When was this magical time where big companies didn’t make dog shit games (with exceptions)? We always remember the good ones not the 10000 single player shooters that were 6 hours long or the movie tie-in games we got because as kids we thought they must be as good as the movies.

Heck, I remember reading about Spiderman 2 seemingly being an open world game (in a time where that wasn’t widespread or you even called it that) where you complete tasks and swing around an open New York City, only to buy it and recognizing that what I was reading about was the PS2 version, not the PC version. The PC version was a soulless husk of a movie cash grab game. I can say that about dozens of games I played back when I was a kid.

Not every game we got was some timeless classic like Ocarina of Time.

Yeah

What’s bothering you?

I am straight, and I have to ask: Are we okay?

deifying her

Yeah man, before we start a climate protest, we first pray to our savior goddess Greta Thunberg. We post up a ginormous picture of her and bow, sometimes even prostrate to it. We repeat her mantra “How dare you!” a hundred times before starting anything else, because this all is about creating a personality cult, not actually protesting our meagerness when fighting climate change.

/s

So ggwp I guess?