Siri is a non-binary!

I am a Marxist Leninist, Hoxhaist, Anarchist, and Maoist. Occasionally I’m a Trotskyite as well, but then wouldn’t we all be Trotskyite.

Finland will be allowed to pass if their volcanoes spew long strands of spaghetti and tomato sauce. I don’t think there’s any connection but I still want to see it.

That is pretty cool. I mean cold. I mean freezing.

Does anyone think a volcano in iceland should be spewing icy wind instead?

leaves desk and runs down the hall

Is that true?! 🤣

I wonder if they’ll explain the risk of deadly diarrhea

Its okay, because one day the weight of society will unexpectedly crush you without warning. So no suffering whatsoever.

Have you tried exercising right before you go to bed?

I refuse to believe that these vehicles are not already plaguing our roads.

There goes my day

You may.

I hear a lot of bums sleep in the cemetery. You’re lucky it wasn’t one of them.

Were you alone at the cemetery?

Christian landlord: A wolf in sheep’s clothing takes note while shaking head

Is it weird to miss waking up in different houses?

VM enthusiast summoned

The cake was a lie all along. So what can I do for ya?

Wow, so true. Hair and all