This fucking guy…

We had that as well.

Wasn’t much of a crowd pleaser, to be honest.

So… no, thank you.

Please don’t.

We’ve got our own Nazis / fascists here. No need for more.

Oooh man - you’re screwed!

At least this time, the rabid badger doesn’t have the codes for the nuclear arsenal

It’s the worst when you talk about a series you “acquired” and they ask you: “Cool! Where did you watch it? Is it on Netflix?”

Still not funny.

Really: get help! Talk to someone!

There are so many beautiful things to live for. And if it’s just very dark humor.

It might seems funny to think in such scenarios but it leads you on a certain path. It’s the same if with all other topics. The more you think about it, the more you live in this world / scenario. At one time this world becomes so normal that next - potential dangerous - steps don’t seem so crazy, as they might do, judged from the outside.

So please: take care and try to focus on other, positive things in life 😊

You got this, buddy!

That’s nothing to joke about.

Get help!

Suicide prevention hotlines: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/suicide/suicide-prevention-hotlines-resources-worldwide

As a grown up man, I still do not really mind the choice.

Putting grease down the drain can clog your pipes. Don’t do that. Use one of the many alternatives (see meme and comments).

… and walks like a Nazi…

this guy humans

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Which plug-in do you use?

That IS there job - apparently

That movie is AMAZING! That’s always my go to “hidden gem” movie recommendation

Is this the one from 2009 with Sam Rockwell?

Earth

Thats a shame… I was planning to rewatch Zombieland and write down all the survival rules…

I’ve got you bro:
#1: Cardio - When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
#2: Double Tap - In those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really dead dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets.
#3: Beware of Bathrooms - Don’t let them catch you with your pants down.
#4: Seatbelts - Fasten your seat belts. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
#5: No Attachments
#7: Travel Light - And I don’t mean just luggage.
#9: With Your Bare Hands
#10: Don’t Swing Low
#11: Use Your Foot
#13: Shake It Off
#14: Always Carry a Change of Underwear
#16: Opportunity Knocks
#17: Don’t be a Hero - Why don’t you take this one?
#17: Be a Hero - Some rules are made to be broken. (Rule updated)
#18: Limber Up - Going down that hill, it is very important.
#19: Break It Up
#20: It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint, Unless It’s a Sprint, then Sprint
#22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23: Ziploc™ Bags - You got enough problems, moisture shouldn’t be one of them.
#24: Use Your Thumbs
#25: Shoot First
#26: A Little Sunscreen Never Hurt Anybody
#27: Incoming!
#28: Double-Knot Your Shoes
#30: Pack Your Stain Stick
#31: Check the Back Seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.
#32: Enjoy the Little Things - I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam, but I’m writing it down.
#42: Keep Your Hands to Yourself - It’s just polite.
#52: Don’t Be Afraid to Ask for Help - Yeah and they ignored rule 52: don’t be afraid to ask for help.
#53: Wet Naps

I don’t know why, but I think it’s funny