Swiftboat 2?
Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas
Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?
The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?
But also dumb
The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election
Tried to break their hand with their legs, classic mistake
One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists
This color does run apparently 🫠
Oh yeah, I’m just trying to dig at them both, as Pence has nothing but a veneer of civility, and Vance doesn’t even have that
Though I suppose when it comes time to choose a couch…
Hey man, it’s just Pence’s AIDS policy, don’t look at me
Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990
Seems wasteful. They could at least turn them into driders or feed them to the spiders. Hopefully they torture them to death for the glory of Lloth at least
You gotta be quiet and polite, so the right can still support you when you kill the gays
I believe the preferred nomenclature is couch botherer
That guy seems pretty confident he won’t get caught up in the sweep huh
Kamala issues a challenge to them, 2v1, no items, fox only, final destination
Classy