More thinking of the ios app store in this case. But they’re also ripping off the osx dock, IMO. :P

I’ve not booted into windows for a few weeks now. It’s been pretty smooth sailing, one horrifically unoptimised game aside.

It’s not about security. Not anymore, anyway. Maybe when Authenticode was first added to windows. Now they just want to scare users into getting everything through their store, because they’re perennially jealous of the shit Apple can get away with.

What`s the censored one about?

No, you`re right.

This looks like a python programmer that is mad they have to write C# Java…

There is that, I suppose. Would just be nice if this self-centred speech pattern weren’t a thing. I don’t really see it in other English speaking countries, but all the time in US news and media.

Not really?

I know Americans like to say “American” instead of “person” all the time, but are you really implying the rest of us deserve to get shot?

While I agree with this, why is it in quotes? Who is OOP quoting? Like, would this be less convincing without the quotes?

“See? We got something in common, you and I. In fact you could say… you could say I’m just like you.”

God doesn’t want this prick to be a martyr.

I am not gonna lie, a part of me wonders if it was staged or set up somehow by his own side, or just a sufficiently deranged right-winger hoping to galvanize support for Senor Orange here…

I would like to use IPv6 but google and MS are having a dick waving contest with competing implementations, as I understand it. So fuck it.

Wait, does this mean “balatro” means something?

Edit: Google says it was ancient Roman for a professional jester or buffoon. Fitting name.

See also “ornitho” (relating to birds) and “pter” (wing) creating the term ornithopter for a heavier than air vehicle that flies by flapping its wings. Famously seen in Dune, but I think also back in the day people actually tried to make them, long before aircraft existed.

That last one sounds pretty good.

Misread this as “wolf sculpture may be not” at first, which seems altogether more threatening.

This headline belongs on Not The Onion.