Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

Reposting screenshots to other websites was the original Fediverse

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

There are a lot of quality of life improvements in ck3 and a few new fun mechanics, but overall it’s way too easy and lacking in flavor or immersion. Once you’ve played one country, you’ve played them all.

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

But during the summer it’s much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.

Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

I’m gonna need to know more about Xanax the Sorcerer, lmao

As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.

That’s a tough one. I want to be considerate, but I ain’t trying to raise 1,500 to 10,000 quarter-guppy children.

I think I would have to make like a salmon, fertilize the eggs as best I can, and then slowly wither away and die

Bottom-half fish. I’ve seen The Lighthouse like eight times. I’m ready for the mermussy.

Creation:

You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal. The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.

“How far away is the BBEG’s fortress?”

“His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-”

“I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder.”

“…”

Checks out

It’s about 3 Hiroshima Bombs long

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

My favorite Kanye East track is probably “Skinhead”

Don’t be obtuse. The original map deliberately favored Republicans. The new map is more fair than the original. A fair map “aids” Democrats when compared to an unfair map which is biased in the Republicans’ favor.

This is not the same as the Democrats “gerrymandering” in their favor.