Is that normal shitposting you’re doing?

Unless it’s your mum

RemindMe! 30 years

Hopefully you don’t kill anybody else when it finally happens

Upvoted for being genuinely the scariest. It’s not scary that you’re really good. It’s scary that you actually believe yourself.

I think that’s called a speaker

Shoelaces are where they hide the tracking chips I wouldn’t be caught dead with them think about it have you ever bought shoelaces or do they just magically come with all your shoes for free yeah right nothing is free follow the money sheep

This is the reason I stopped playing pubg and I couldn’t get my head round it either. In theory people may enjoy it more because it’s easier to win, and who doesn’t like winning? Yes it’s not a real win against bots but the bots are a secret so maybe it feels like a real win?

But it’s obvious that you’re against bots. If people enjoy playing against bots why not just include a bot mode?

I see a few possible reasons

1. Most people are ignorant to the bots. They play a few games, they win, they’re happy. They don’t realise they only had 4 humans in their lobby.

2. People eventually realise they’re against bots but the devs are stupid. They did some focus groups and detected people being happy. These people would have eventually realised they’re against bots and hated it but the focus groups didn’t detect that. Like a pepsi challenge.

3. Blissful ignorance? People kind of know they’re against bots but turn a blind eye and wins still feel good. They wouldn’t play a specific 100% bot mode because they want a “real win”

Conspiracy bullshit. Sometimes narcissists fall out when their feelings get hurt and they’re likely to lash out. Not everything’s a “distraction”.

You can sign up as youremail+whatever@gmail.com and all emails still go to youremail@gmail.com. Other services will usually treat it as a different address and let you make new accounts.

Sam Altman

It must suck to be a conspiracy theorist when The Powers That Be don’t even bother hiding anything

A vibe programmer that built a palm-sized fusion reactor in a cave over the course of 3 months with a single companion

With a box o scraps!

What’s the total number of epic Bs?

Hey baby, I’m self aware. I got that headspace app, because I care

I remember playing Assault on the Control Room on Halo 1 and one of the doors glitched and didn’t unlock. I must have walked around those hallways for hours trying to work out where I was supposed to go

Yep, any time I’ve been inside a Maccy’s since covid has been a long wait while countless delivery drivers walk past and pick up online orders. I’ve tried delivery and it’s been shit every time, lukewarm food with soggy fries. I don’t think their food is suited to delivery, IMO it’s only popular because of momentum.

You fool you just typed it and spoiled your experiment

I’m part of those people. The usual argument is that everybody’s phone is listening all the time, without agreeing to permissions or showing the mic notification or anything like that. I’ve never seen any proof of that. This article is about a bunch of shovelware apps (Pool 3D, Beer pong: Trickshot, Honey Quest etc) that aren’t even listed anymore. There’s nothing about them skirting permissions or hiding the notification.

People see the headline and assume it’s Facebook et al.

You mean you don’t cut it open and scoop?