Oh well, maybe we could meet at Dönershire or Schweinshaxenmitkloßshire then?

Ne, ich hab kein Bock!

(For anyone curious: This literally translates to “No, i dont have a goat” but is a usual phrase for “I dont want to”)

But my friend often said he dont has a goat on his latin lesson. (Unfortunately this Joke only makes Sense in German, but ill leave it here anyway)

The second scale sounds like a good Idea till you mess up everything due to using the wrong one. I once had a Spirit Level that was for plumbers and had a Second bubble-level built in that was even when the Level was tiltet to about 1.5 degree, great for waste-lines and gutters. Now everything in my House ist tilted by 1.5 degree except the plumbing and gutters.

I never will not upvote a more-cowbell reference