People downvoting this either didn’t read it or don’t understand that this is mocking the original image.

My curfew was garden hose

I mean come on. This is clearly not meant to be taken seriously, and the fact that it is may be a testament to OP’s editing skills or those of whoever OP got the post from.

It might be real, but if it is, it is almost certainly satire. Or it’s real and some people are actually that oblivious.

It’s “I could not care less” not “I could care less”. If you could care less, then that means you care. If you can’t care less, then that means you are all out of fucks to give.

Yes, you have replied to a thread on kbin. At least, I assume it shows up in kbin. I’m actually replying from Lemmy right now. The fediverse is beautiful.

How compelling. Please face the wall.