“I will shit your pants”

-a threat

You don’t, but I do, and so does the Spooktober instance.

I mean…the memes must flow.

I havent had an excuse to post this yet

Ms office 2016 install still going strong with zero cloud function. That day I lose it is the day LibreOffice copies itself from the laptop to the desktop. Aint paying for O365

Are you describing local minimum wage jobs or panhandling. Because that sounds like an awful lot of treatment for both.

Im glad Ace Combat fans are here for Armored Core, Assassins Creed, and Animal Crossing. We should all support each other’s AC.

I laughed anyway, and upvoted.

What’s it mean doc?

But in the end

Not if you know where to look.

Disagree. It is textbook comedy/tragedy.

The victim has been disproportionately inconvenienced to GREAT irritation. The plate can be replaced quickly and at very little cost. The microwave is in no way damaged permanently, and indeed will still work without the plate.

Yet therein lies the absurdity. Someone went out of their way to steal your turntable. It has zero value to them. They cannot resell it or use it themselves, as all microwaves come with one.

Ah, I wondered. Are they available for separate sale, or are you stuck going to Goodwill then?

The joke is that you can’t just buy the plate > in a quick manner and must order the replacement and will have to just…suck it up. And the absurdity of what such a theft entails.AFAIK the plates are not standard (probably proprietary to that model/brand) so by taking it you probably have to get a whole new microwave if you want it back.

E:thank you for the numerous replies saying they are standardized and replaceable.

Been needing to finish the mancave, even BETTER!

Momentary Uggo jumpscare

I actually hadn’t noticed the spelling error!

Legit my face thinking about going paintball after not going paintball all week

Generally the Olympics fucks the home city when it leaves. Trash everywhere and tourist behaviour, lack of etiquette “I wont be here next week” types. And the infrastructure built for it.

All of it abandoned and left for the home country to figure out when it leaves. You dont want an Olympic regulation pool, track, and more, with an athlete’s villa in that spot? Ah well we (the Olympic committee) fucked off after it ended so it’s all yours to clean up!

I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they’d been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

Holy shit sprog is here too! Big fan