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Here in Australia, during the 80’s, 90’s before widespread internet. There would be several European’s who needed rescuing each year as they decided to try and walk between major cities, because it looks close on a map.

I remember one German guy who needed rescuing while trying to walk from Sydney to Adelaide…that’s 1200km away…in a straight line.

You Forgot the classic

metallica_nothing_else_matters.mp3.exe

As a someone working in a library here in Australia, this plague has spread this far and we’ve seen a very large increase in the number of ‘complaints’ and threats to staff