Aaaand lemmie has become reddit.
Aaaand lemmie has become reddit.
Says the person who fundamentally misunderstands John’s problem.
I think we should strap Elon Musk to one of his rockets & launch him directly into the sun… Or maybe just like a big wall, that might be more entertaining.
He was on Seth Myers the other day & offered to renew it. The important part is that he fucks off, I’d rather he didn’t have a nice rv to do it in anyway.
Don’t like it, Clarence? Take John Oliver’s offer & fuck off into the sunset then.
But what about Korean purity? Korea is number one.
What if the foreigner names are really long? They won’t be able to fit on our shitty id cards, credit cards or driving licences causing an absolute nightmare in our nazi-esque ID verification system. And we can’t possibly change it because we don’t like change. Also Korea is number one.
What about drugs? Foreigners bringing drugs to sell to children.
What about profit? How can we make a profit if we can under pay & abuse our immigrant workforce?
Elon! Is that you?
It’s ok folks! A 69 hour work week & a new high speed train line will solve the problem. That way the woman can stay home & make babies while the man works his ass off for the conservative old Uber capitalist fucks in charge.
I mean… She’s not wrong, but that was really hard to read. Learn to write with words damnit!
Meanwhile, I’m calling for the stoning of conservative, christian Burundi presidents.
This actually happened to me at a supermarket in Chilliwack. The description is spot on. Grumpy old dude, 19 year old me.
John! Is that you!?