Played that series last year, (recommend them, fun games.) there were a few “Jesus fucking christ” death animations for sure.

Now with 40% more anus

In this case I was leaning more on the dictionary but I do tend to agree with your overall sentiment.

I dont think its a sport, just saying by definition its a sport.

Not a physical sport. Sporting/sportsmanship centers around the competitive nature of the event, not how physical it is.

I grew up playing all the “real” sports. I get the pushback, but at the end of the day if there is an opponent, even if that opponent is yourself, it’s a sporting event.

Everything can be a sport.

Thats why I make it a habit of leaving blood wherever I go, no regulations.

I feel myself lose control of my bladder and sphincters all the time. How would I feel myself lose control if I didnt have control to begin with? Checkmate. /s

One of my favorite jokes of all time is “that’ll frac.” (Used to be in the oilfield) but saying it after something has failed catastrophically. Like a 2500 HP throwing a rod, or hoses exploding. I wish I could employ that strategy inwardly.

Buttery toast

Toss in Deja entendu by brand new some time. If you want a sad album it is like a soul dredge.

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If i figure out i am building my own gallows, believe me, I am done building. These AI propagating people are legitimately morons. Super glad we get to cohabitate this spacetime with them.

I find it amusing the CEO of a company whose employees - at a bare minimum - are awash in chainsaws has any opinion on their pay that is not in line with the employee idea of fair wages

And I’ll do it again!

No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out

Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.

Yes people live a little longer. but the main average that skews average life expectancy/longevity numbers is today fewer babies and mothers die during and post birth.

Should memorialize it with a statue.

What show had people’s insides be spaghetti? Rick and Morty i am pretty sure. Weird fucking episode. Poignant and absurd.

I am not smart enough to dig into that level of math, not by many levels. Encouraging to read nonetheless.