El Barto

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Nah can’t be him, because he’s been charged.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!

Holy shit, it’s you!

Someone needs a cookie and a nap I see.

Naww, someone got a thesaurus for their birthday!

Good bot, your hearts in the right place.

Me: sorry can’t come into work today, I gotta watch Trump get roasted in Georgia.

∞

Lefts gonna get it for sure!

thought it might mean fuck Reddit

It didn’t before, but now it does!

Fuck we don’t even have wealth…

we cou;d go a step further and have a random name generator making a constant flow of new original names every second.

Daily? I’d be changing my name every class!