seize it via eminent domain.

Would be fuckin hilarious if the dog got up after the grim reaper leaves being all like “nah I was just playin :3”

Any good tool can be a weapon in a pinch!

Geologists get it.

Yes, it’s a shame fascists are so hell bent on doing that to us. But perhaps if they experience consequences, they may elect to do literally anything else with their life than harass queer people.

But I know I’m being too optimistic.

Some fascists would rather die than be better human beings… So it is only generous to oblige them.

He didn’t even say thank you to Mister Zelenskyy, not even once!

looks perfect!

The Centauri: “You call this a convention center? I would not host my second cousin’s baby shower here; it stinks of commoners.”

(which is to say, i watched it two decades ago)

See, that was their problem. Their last best hope for peace was a truck stop? That is not where you get peace. That is where you get the opposite of peace. They could have only done worse if it were a space waffle house.

… Fuck.

I used to like dollar tree.

Well. They’re dead to me now.

Of course, I’m lucky enough that I can afford to shop elsewhere; it’s the duty of all those who are capable to abstain for the sake of those who cannot.

Of all possible riddance, this is most certainly one of the good ones.

Here’s how I think a GoG subscription might work out:

The money goes into a balance on your account. It just accumulates store credit.

You might raise the question of “why would they want to do that”, to which I say:
it’s guaranteed income for them and they make a profit by selling games ANYWAY.
The fact that they get this income consistently is good for their books.

You might also raise the question of “why would anyone want to participate in that”, to which I put to you this:
I want to give myself a “gaming allowance” of a little bit each month but saving is hard. If I am paying GoG a monthly subscription, though, and I accumulate a balance of credit, I can get games without it impacting my budget outside of what I’ve exactly allotted.

What else do I get? The warm fuzzy feeling of supporting GoG. Which I’d definitely do anyway. Honestly, letting me turn my subscription into store credit is a huge boon. I don’t NEED any perks beyond that.

Oh here’s something GoG could maybe do, actually:
an extremely UNOBTRUSIVE cloud storage drive that they say is for Save Syncing (and automates this if you’re running the galaxy app) but that they’ll let you store any arbitrary files in it as long as what’s in it fits within the space they’ve designated for me… and furthermore if this space got bigger the more store credit I have built up, that’d be the tits too.

OH OH OH I thought of two other perks!

• What if the cloud storage suggestion also automatically “stored” “copies” (in your “personal” cloud storage box) offline installers for games you’ve purchased so that you can still download them EVEN IF they get “delisted” for sale?

• What if your subscription gave you sliiiightly more than the cash value in store credit? Like only 10% bonus.
  If I am paying $5.00 per month, they put $5.50 store credit in my balance each month.

If he loses enough fans, he will have to blow himself.

Make it a collar or anklet next time :p

how the FUCK can these people vote for rightoids when they see what conserva-turd cancer has inflicted upon the united states

the rats are fleeing the flooding cargo holds.

And it’s happening again, right now, as we speak.

Knowledge is being set ablaze by the powers-that-be and nobody is stepping up to meaningfully prevent it from all being destroyed.

Wow so it’s not even a NEW plane but shitty high maintenance sloppy seconds.

The mandarin chief really does have a type…

Would it have been any less shitty if it had instead been written in assembly?

New axis powers just dropped…

Also instead of “Neo Nazis”, which despite being an objectively true statement shuts normie ‘median voter’ brains off, call them something even more direct: Nationalist Christians (or Nat-Cs for short)