The one thing I remember about it was a guy complaining how hot it was because of global warming. Something like “95 degrees in the friggin shade”

Just stick to betting on wholesome things like if a kid’s gonna croak from cancer

When you burn the remains of these ancient life forms it releases their ghosts and that’s what kills so many when they breathe haunted air

ICE likes to suck each others dicks and butts and they can suck my butt too so go ahead and try to find me outside of your butt sucking jurisdiction you clown bitches (apologies to clowns — an actual, honest profession)

My dick Has taken me places Yo dick Had ‘em makin faces My dick Silent hill Yo dick Vile and shrill My dick is like a gun Yo dick is minus one

Oh look it’s the boy who cried wuss

Mike Bass, it will cost you everything

The prophesy was misheard. Originally it was “bring bell-ends to the force” which tbf ended up happening

When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor

Somebody plz check on the mummies

Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids

No…? Dogs, please!

They learn thru osmosis

One swish Two swish Red swish Poo swish

While so many are out there shitposting corn shitposts, a select few are walking the talk and living that corn life AKA “let go and let cob” and furthermore scallops can be tricky so a tip o the hat is in order

When your morals are depraved and your workers are enslaved

What’s the matter babe you’ve barely eaten my Mac n’ chussy

U hearda cyclops?

sigh clops dat azzzz

Then you will probably feel the same about the related term “manbrosia”

Zoom in real close & u see two buttery cobs o corn just steamin away — ahh, paradise!