I was told “he’s from Pennsylvania, he’s registered as a republican, but he’s a democrat. You see, the democrats have been voting as republican so they can vote on the republican ticket for Trumps enemies”

I just can’t. I’m not looking forward to work this week.

I am getting so irritated with AI everywhere. It doesn’t even work right. It just seems so lazy

Man, I saw one 2 weeks ago up close.

Its such a fingerprint magnet, it’s not even funny. The owner was using it just like a normal pickup and normal things you do with pickups were causing serious wear and tear that should take years. The buttons for the bed cover feel cheap and like they’re going to break. There’s no way they’ll stand up to California sun. The front quarter panel corner is SHARP. There are lots of sharp corners that are very capable of causing harm.

I always look at everything with a “how could I fix this if it breaks” mind, and the cybertruck just drives me nuts. It’d be impossible to fix

Buy 10 spatulas and get one FREE!!

Kinda off topic, but why do homeless people always seem to have a phethora of bike rims? Like just the rims

I was drunk and couldn’t drive, so my wife took me to get more beer. She asked me to put gas in our vehicle so I did because it was cold out. I noticed the pump behind me had the nozzle sitting on the ground which was hilarious to me. I took a snapchat picture and posted it saying “what a dumbass!” then I went inside to get my beer.

I get back in the truck and I’m having a grand old time showing my wife what the idiot behind us must have done when I hear the “CLUNK”. I was told I turned as white as a ghost. I’d done it. It was my fault.

I went inside, the cashier knew I was drunk (I was being obnoxious). I was profusely apologized and admitted it was all my fault. She went outside with me, explained it didn’t break and that they can reattach it, BUT there’s a charge.

The cashier then said to me “get in your truck and get as far away as possible immediately. I didn’t see you, this didn’t happen, and I don’t know what happened to the camera footage. Have a nice night.”

I hopped in the truck and just told my wife DRIVE. Security came rolling up as we were leaving (by chance).

I always thought this too until I had the opportunity to go into an Olive Garden kitchen.

The chef back there was very, very proud of the work they put into the food there. Almost everything is hand made. It was really nice to see.

This is what I’m here for. Please tell me more

I always think it’s funny seeing people driving holding their phone like a pop tart.

It’s not hands free just because it’s on speaker phone.

You are correct.

I have seen one copier in the US set to A4. It was way out in the middle of nowhere at a rice farm. They had it set to A4 because they export a majority of their rice to Japan from what I was told.

“PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?”

Fun fact, it’s asking for letter paper (8.5" x 11")

The solution is to have two phones! One for web cam, one for memes.

California is coming to arrest you!

I am a cis male. I am so freaking jealous you guys can do that! I grow thin little stragglers. They’re red too, which is weird because I have brown hair.

Live in a red county, it’s everywhere. Go to the small town high schools. Trump and confederate, and lifted trucks absolutely everywhere.

And good lord, the mullets.

Don’t forget mother’s day is this weekend!

Just turn it off and on again.