ClownPrinceofFools [he/him]

Sounds like Grindr lol Empty profiles with a first message only expressing that they want you. No I don’t care I can ask you anything, stop talking like this is a datingsim where you win by not giving the wrong answers. The all you can eat dick buffet was not all it was cut out to be

No boss I wasn’t being sarcastic. Just avoiding the old cognitive dissonance by not thinking about what you’re saying

Imperial units are only useful for hog size. Inches give more than cm when rounding up. This is very important thanks.

Are those real cheetah piss stains? God I wish I had such a cheetah room

Sure, not sure why you wanted me to remove the upbear

They’re likely behind the yacht Orcas too! Who else could it have been!?!!

Meanwhile the use of nihil is nihil

Thank you for the wonderful date but it can’t be more than tonight, I don’t want to lose my place in the divorced community.

The ships yearn for the mines

Any day now Trump will declare war on the sea. Order your commemorative gold spray painted sea shells now. To celebrate the modern Caligula!