Just like T.S. Eliot!

Assuming you’re not trolling… Seriously, why?

How is it not safe for work though? Nsfw isn’t “potentially offensive” tagging.

Lets. Get. Dangerous.

M’arijuana

Have you heard of England?

I mean… a cookie WOULD be nice.

Broccoli beta

Used to drink it when I was on the Keto diet. Honestly really enjoyed it, blended up and all… but it isn’t for everyone.

Fuck that. Even Moash is better than Trump!

Your first suggestion is not possible for a significant percentage of people, from a US perspective. The infrastructure is not there for public transport. Walking to your job everyday is a foolish suggestion, for anyone not within a reasonable mileage of their home.