Is this a headline from 2018?

Fun fact: It takes a Russian soldier an average of 4.5 hours to remove all of the cellophane from one Chinese golf cart.

Sheesh! Thanks, Obama!

To be fair, they told him about this in dozens of briefings, but he was always distracted by his Happy Meal toy.

Is there a hot hole he won’t touch?

And his dad only left him $400 mil which he completely lost through failed ventures and bankruptcies. What a goddamned terrible “business man”. Who the fuck bankrupts multiple casinos? How profoundly bad at business does one have to be to fail so hard over and over again?

It’s not campaign money. It’s the “honest fruits of labor” that he “earned” by selling products. Even though every normal person can see that he’s a fucking grifter, maga morons can’t. So, now he has plausible deniability for any money “earned” in this “honest day’s work”.

What percentage of a population must suffer under right-wing leadership before that population rises up and corrects the problem by force? Is some type of uprising likely to form here?

Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Conservatives have been society’s liars throughout all of human civilization. Nothing good in the history of mankind has ever come from conservatism. Nothing at all.

You have been promoted to MODERATOR of c/Conservative.

Maybe a citizen will.

If he freezes up too long, the filibuster fails. I would pop popcorn for that.

So… a champion of conservatism,then.

There is absolutely no scenario in which 160 or even 16 cities are hit with anything Putin launches.

More than 30 capable nations, including the U.S. (who eclipses the rest combined) have been focusing their primary defense and intelligence efforts on countering Russia’s arsenal for the last 60 years. The most likely outcome of a nuclear attempt from Russia is that not even a single city is hit.

The only effective nuclear offense Russia has is fear-mongering about a nuclear offense.

Conservatism is a plague of death. It is a social cancer that is long overdue for a cure. As long as conservatives continue to exist, the cancer will be a mortal threat to all of humanity.

Probably along with the rest of us.

This is an age-old myth. If any of Puta’s nuclear delivery systems were actually successful in delivering the largest payload in their arsenal and detonating it, greater than 99% of the global population of humans would remain unharmed, even long term. And the likelihood that even one would be successful is exceedingly low.

While we certainly don’t want thousands killed in a single strike, ruining an area for years and causing global panic, we are exceptionally prepared to prevent the very few that take flight from making it to their destination.

The best shot at a detonation Putler has is driving the device to a target in a well-disguised box truck, just like any other terrorist.

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That’s hideous! Now post a pic of Jigsaw for comparison.

Holy fuck! I can’t unsee that now.

Conservatives have been trickling down all over us for the last 40+ years now. Conservatives are economic cancer.