Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?

I like to hold hands in public

I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful

Pain is the point for them

… middle?

Aaaand there’s my 14th reason

God, no, don’t bring the political compass here

Part of why I enjoyed The Winter Soldier so much

Oh, the government agency has been taken over by nazis? How topical…

This is the closest term I’m aware of

I ma also looking down on humanity

And what do you suggest we do? Kindly ask the fascists to stop being fascists?

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“Hey, check out how hard I can pee”

Ok this one is crazy, because I hear whatever I’m consciously thinking of. “Brainstorm”, “green needle”, “brain needle”, “green storm”. It’s actually tripping me out.

Btw I still hear “laurel” every time. I can hear “yanny” in the background if I really focus, but I always hear “laurel” as well.

Mine is more “I don’t plan to live that long anyway”

Relevant Wizards With Guns video

https://youtu.be/6QuD7UO-ZY0

Let π = 5

My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

Is that a typo or was the Bee Movie even more sensual that I realized?

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers