Is that professor utonium chewing khat?

Let them drink Coke

They’re in the washing machines

THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMM WASHING MACHINES

the project did include lots of unnecessary excesses, weird decisions that deviated from the will of the masses and eventually alienated themselves from the local communities, so gonzalo is hard to defend as a communist.

But I’d at least give him credit for the effort. despite everything, they did legitimately become a massive threat to capital, which is more than I can say of any current western leftist projects.

Gonsalo. Pretty controversial, but led a pretty impressive attempt at revolution in Peru where they managed to take over like 70% of the country until the police discovered gonzalo was the only person in Peru who used a specific medicine, so they rummaged people’s bins until they found gonzalo’s trash and arrested him and squashed the movement.

An embarrassing end to a promising project.

Ain’t that the truth

This is really the point of the full throated, frantic support for turning Ukraine into a permanent slaughterhouse.

The European bourgeoisie project has spent the entire post-soviet era stripping away any and all public services in favour of their own class protection in the form of mass surveillance, military industry and working class deprivation.

The Ukraine conflict is the final nail in the coffin for the state as a public good for the common people.

By frothing at the mouth and screaming about the “illegal full-scale hybrid warfare invasion” against Ukraine, the bourgeoisie can privatise and shut down whatever remains of the European welfare states, and funnel all profit to the ruling class.

The future of the state is a hostile entity, purely punitive, held together by omnipresent surveillance and policing and militarism against anyone with even the mildest criticism against their imperial ambitions through Israel, Ukraine and Taiwan.

Norway steals Russian ship on behalf of Ukrainian oil company.

Reuters article in english

The norwegian “justice system” has, without government notice, stolen a Russian ship in Svalbard on orders from ukranian oil corporation.

When asked why, the only answer is a shrug and mumbling something about “hybrid warfare” and how the ship is used for “Russian propaganda.” Two terms that are so vague, it can mean literally anything.

The exact same formulation was used to justify barring Russian athletes from participating in international competitions. I guess a Russian winning bronze in slalom skiing can somehow be used as propaganda to brainwash people or something, I don’t know. Westerners seem to think propaganda is literally black magic.

Shameful display from Norway.

“I love you, honey, but I NEED a cybertruck”

I’m not a sailor or anything, but salt water is insanely corrosive and will fuck up any type of material if exposed for too long without maintenance.

I’ve been teaching myself german lately, and I’m able to read news articles with a little bit of assistance.

The more I learn about Germany, the stranger it gets. What do you mean you can only sing one third of your anthem because the first part is associated with literal nazism and the second part is insanely chauvinistic?

Also, the german national anthem is so fucking bad, even Frederick Nietzsche called it "pure idiocy!’

What’s the point of keeping the song when it sucks so fucking bad? You’re telling me the country that defined western musical traditions don’t have a better alternative than a geographically outdated nazi drinking song?

What the fuck is going on Germany?

I read the der spiegel article. They described the rockets as being similar to “commercially available new years fireworks.” Doesn’t seem like the actual rockets at missiles used in war.

Weirdly enough, the director says it was only a technical failure, while another newspaper blames some leftist group called “Vulkan.”

No idea what to make of this case.

What the fuck is an erotic riddle?

Like, “what can you rinse all day and yet never get clean? Answer: my pocket pussy”?

Is a crash test bus called a bang bus?

As the One True Leftist, I exclusively drive on the left side of the road.

No, I’m not Br*tish

Aaarrggh god damn it, Jim! He put my dog dildo in jelly again!

Salmonella species are intracellular pathogens,[5] of which certain serotypes cause illness such as salmonellosis. Most infections are due to the ingestion of food contaminated by feces.

Lmao, yankies are literally eating shit

Lmao milo looks like the third Wet Bandit.

Tokens get spent, I guess

Anyone else use ReVanced for YouTube? I’ve gotten this annoying bug where all videos stop after 50 seconds and rewind back 5 seconds and it’s annoying as hell.