Seriously, fuck the scales. The grocery store near me recently shut theirs off. I found the manager and thanked him. That thing annoyed the piss out of me.

If thats true, its frickin STORY TIME!

Be the change you want to see. Whats stopping you from rocking a cloak?

That isn’t Calvin. Somebody modified a picture of Calvin filling a water baloon and created the meme. Calvin’s creator never signed off on it and actually refused to merchandise any of his characters. Peeing calvin is a travesty

Don’t forget “oil the one eyed gopher”, or “wrangle the trouser snake”.

“Early bird gets the worm”, or some other nonsense.

Do you want a high speed rail?