🚨🫎🚨 MOOSE ALERT 🚨🫎🚨

🚨🫎🚨 MOOSE ALERT 🚨🫎🚨

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE, I REPEAT, THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

miau /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\

I don’t care how big or powerful the group is, slamming a group of states is impossible. Can’t even lift it up, so slamming it against something is certainly off the table.

no moar showers yay

Also not gonna be intentionally not using them.

Huh? I’ve taken at least 2 showers before and I never noticed this.

Maybe a silly question, but can you not do it in a web browser? It’s what I’ve been doing.

Well, it’ll last you longer than a year then!

the first funny one

man, i’d love a six shooter phone

banana peel condom?

cash

Next up: Automobiles limited to 10 km/h to not be unfair towards horse-drawn vehicles.

You could measure their max. output in W.

But yeah, you are technically correct

Nah. Whoever wants more than base can pay up. Having stuff worth storing is a premium service.

Yeah. I’m just making noise whereever possible.

No 3,5 mm port >:(

Would you mind explaining what you mean by that? Am spupid and I domt undestandr.

Also, good womanners.

Nah. Wired headphones are less profitable, so they were artificially obsoleted.