We all know that switching to Linux is just at important as the massive global arms race that’s escalating, fast.

Umm… Do we?

I’ve been proselytizing Linux for almost 30 years and even I’m not sure it’s remotely important right now.

You mean doing the math on how a market with limited demand but where almost every man and his dog can start supplying with no overhead is likely to be rapidly saturated?

Damn. Thanks. Can I keep you on retainer to explain all the weird internet memes I don’t get?