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The author of the article seems to think people use water bottles because they justlike, enjoy drinking water constsntly for no reason. (Its fine if you do) Or some “misguided” advice about how much to drink daily.

When people probably just carry them so when they are thirsty, they have something cheap and not unhealthy to drink.

God I hate how this may actually be the motivation behind this article.

Yeah but we didn’t listen and now all the food is poison.

Yeah, I have forgotten to.press and never get the walk sign.

Also, I have been driving through the university of St Louis area a lot recently and there is a crosswalk there that is just for pedestrians crossing, with a light. You press it, and the light turns red stopping traffic so everyome can cross.

Easy, it distracts from the Democrat Hoax Epstine List that also onky contains names of Democrats despite also being a Democrat Hoax.

Duuuuuuh

Easy, 1000x more LEGOs.

Its just a meme conflaiting a bunch of horse shit from the idiots running the show.

“I am a machine that converts plants into beef.”

– Cows

“You need to buy more shark cards. Your daily quota is too low.”

– Armed agent as they tick off the safety and moves inches closer

I mean, we could do that, but maybe instead we should all jist vote based on the politics of some bull shit going on on the other side of the world or the need to stop like 10 trans people playing sportsball.

He invites you over, you are excited, he seems cool, then he asks you to play basketball, you are not really a aports person but sure, its Obama. He then just proceeds to use the opportunity tontrash talk you while kicking you ass at basketball.

The worst part about these sorts of training courses, in my experience, they don’t even teach anything. Its just a bunch of buzzward jargon trying to sell you on the topic.

Opinions on AI aside, I don’t need to be pitched on using AI, (or many other topics) as training. Give me actual training. “Do X, see what happened? Now try Y, see how its different, these are why they are different/better/worse than Z, these are ways you would use X, Y, or Z.”

Now I want to try dking this.

“Summarize this in 500 words or less” -> “Whats the Cliffnotes 100 word version of this.” -> “Whats the quick bullet point version of this.” -> “Whats a good single word to summarise this bullet point.”

Don’t forget the “stop forgetting your passwords” is accompanies by “password must be changed every 90 days” and “passwords cannot be similar to previously used passwords.”

I tell coworkers “They don’t make us take ladder training because they don’t think we can climb a ladder, they make us take ladder training so if we fall off a ladder, a lawyer can ask if we were following the ladder training.”

I mean, I oppose murder even in self defense but I am pro choice.

Even as a zombie?

Put them in one of those subs that imploded under water and just yeet them towards Mars.

Honestly, its probably pretty common. People ask about it at garage sales all the time.

Like that dude in Snow Crash who has a niclear bomb for a motocycle sidecar.