I had the Island of Doctor Brain as a kid, I enjoyed it and was able to beat it at seven or eight years old but the puzzles might be a bit much for any younger kids (iirc there was a tower of hanoi puzzle that was an interesting challenge) and I’m guessing the first game, Castle of Dr Brain, was at a similar level.

Those were aimed at kids but even those might be too much of a challenge depending on the age of the kids in question. And we’re not even going to talk about how quickly I got stuck in Space Quest as an adult.

Please don’t drive high. 😬

As a cyclist who is often out at weird hours, I appreciate that.

Yeah, always has. It’s one of those hidden symbols in corporate logos, like the arrow in the FedEx logo between the E and the x.

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a gooseberry pie recipe.

Worth a shot. 🤷

Stays hard the whole time, lol. Trans guys can go all night. ;)

Packers stay flaccid, what’s called “pack and play” (uncomfortably, that’s also a term for collapsible playpens) kinda fold down so you can pack with them and adjust them to be fully functional, but you’ve got all the problems of being a shower rather than a grower with those and they’re kinda in the way for daily wear. Most of the more gimmicky ones are bedroom use only but swapping for the bedroom is practical for other reasons.

Anyone read Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler? I read it earlier this year, and it kinda nailed how people in gated communities view the outside world (in the novel it’s mostly justified but…). It’s fantastic, go read it.

New old stock vintage sheets are pretty widely available on eBay and the like, I’ve got a set from the 70s on my bed now and I own another set from the 80s. Although I bet the Star Wars ones are rare and expensive collectors stuff.

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I’m a trans guy so I’ve certainly browsed the options for detachable penii, I’ve seen one that does do the “turkey baster/ squirt gun” thing with some kinda facsimile batter, lol.

I used to have the game boy Zelda game, my little brother decided it would be funny to stuff it full of play doh. :(

Daaaaad! 🙄

A+ Dad joke.

Porn.

40, it took me ten minutes to grab my stuff and actually leave. And yeah, unpaid, commutes aren’t usually paid in the US.

I hate how early it gets dark, but I did get the third shift achievement of clocking out at 1:30 am and getting home at 1:20 am this morning, so that’s kinda neat.

Wait, what happened to chubby emu and medlife crisis?

Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they play by their posts on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

You say brainrot like it’s something bad.

I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.