Ok but like gasoline kind of smells nice…
Ok but like gasoline kind of smells nice…
Men say “I only date rich women. I only date hot women” and everything is fine.
But when I talk like that, I’m a “lesbian”. Explain that feminists.
I will when they stop trying to systematically erase minorities and LGBT people
I assure you, planting illegal drugs in minority communities is absolutely necessary for world peace.
How to make introverts love you with one simple trick
Math was created by Big Math to sell us more math
Ha ha get it? Not only do I hate my wife I ALSO hate my kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pledge of allegiance to the flag, of the united cum of America 🫡
Dad you need to get a wifi box I don’t need one, I already got wifi A wife I hate! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m pretty sure his real life face is smaller than that
Sorry mom but I’m too popular to do chores now
Me paying 10$ for a terrible Time Crisis port on the Motorola razor
Bratty airport need Frankfurt correction 💢💢💢